Brief Welcomings

Iyuh, and welcome to *Hell* a world of the incessant rants and ramblings of Moi, Monsieur Thomas Ashton. As most people should know by know, i already have a good 2 years of blogging experience behind me, as i still am a member of LiveJournal: So, if any of you wanna read my previous blog entries, excuse the terrible grammar, and head on over to:

http://teh-banger.livejournal.com/

Anywho, despite all this previous experience, i'm willing to begin afresh... So, welcome. In true blogging tradition, I'd expect this first entry to be seen as a sort of introductory window into the partially narcassistic mental state of one Ashtonious. So, a little about me:

Sex: Not Gettin' Any... I Jokes, Male
Age: 16
Name: Thomas James Ashton
Relationship Status: Single
Mental Status: Average, if not a little wierd and Out-of-the-Ordinary
Family: Mam, Dad 'N' Sis
Height: 5' 11.5" And still growing...
Weight: 12 Stone 10lb's

Well, i guess that'll do for intro's, so, now on to more pressing matters. By now, i hope you'll have read my old blog posts, and have realised that the first 4-5 are quite close together; within a week or so of each other. That would seem like a kind of goal to reach, but, unfortunately, for the boring lot that are still reading my drivvel, i'm simply TOO Lazy to do so... Silly procrastinative nature, though, at least i'm not the only one. It seems quite accustom to the today's-image of 16 year old's to be seen as lazy little wasters, with nothing better to do than to go vandalise Spar or something, but, I'm not that sort of person. Though i am, per-se, a 5 foot 11 lazy waster, i'm not one to go vandalise Spar; Mainly 'cause it's too far away XD. However, despite this stereotypical image of waster-teens, i've gotta admit that there are the odd few 16 year old's who actually care about their future's, and are out there looking for jobs: I, for example, have a job-application for Lifeguarding pending, and should be expecting a reply within the next fortnight. Yes, i know it's shocking, but i CAN swim, despite my 12 stone 10 girth, and i AM Qualified (^^)b (It's a Thumb :D).

Anyways, i'm sure you're bored beyond belief by now, reading about my rants, but don't you worry your now feeble minds, i will be back... Heh, after reading that over, it just made me think that this is almost as boring as some say my voice is, but it's a damn sight better than my old blog; every post mentioned masturbation... Silly 14 year old Ashton's raging hormones... Nothing's changed though, they're still raging (¬_¬)... Well, for the last time, this is me signing off :D G'night all, Ugly Betty calls.